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Date: 27 Apr 2011/ Views: 1527
The priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.
"Nothing much, father,"
replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."
"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked.
When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."
In unison they all replied, "You win!"
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