यो गाडी को नम्बर प्लेटको अन्तिम अक्षर ख, झ,ज किन हुन्छ था छ ?
- ट्याक्सी , बा १ ज : जथाभावी रोक्ने अनी भाडा लिने भएर
- टेम्पो, बा १ ह : खाको खाना बाहिर निस्कने गरी हल्लाउने भएर
- बस, बा १ ख : खलासीले प्यासेन्जर गुन्द्रुक खान्देको जसरी खान्द्ने भएर
- मोटरसाइकल, बा १ प : जाम मा कती न केही बिते जसरी सडकको पेटी पेटी गुडाउने भएर
- सरकारी गाडी, बा १ झ : झल्लु टाइप को मान्छे चढने भएर
- संस्थानको गाडी, बा १ म : अरुको भए पनि मेरो भनेर मान्छे चढ्ने भएर
- प्राइभेट गाडी, बा १ च : चानचुन मान्छेले किन्न नसक्ने भएर
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बाबा: "ढोका लगाउ नानी.... ढोका!"
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His wife is disgusted and screams at him, "Don`t fart!!!"
Husband says, "Shut your mouth." A few minutes later he farts again.
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