A young guy was complaing to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed.
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Banta was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing Banta's testicles - something she loved to do.
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There were once 3 men who were in jail. One was rather stupid, one was a bit cleverer, and one was the cleverest. The cleverest man made a plan to escape. During the escape they had to cross one large field.
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Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane.
The poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, "Why are you here?"
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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
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A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he will be working in. He walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating non-stop, and asks the doctor why was the man doing such a thing out in the open?
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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
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A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.
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Two guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding.
"I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!"
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"The evening after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. A man got out of the car and went in the house and had dinner with your wife. After dinner they went upstairs and I saw your wife kissing him. Then, he took off his shirt and she took off her top and bra. And then the light went out."
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Teacher: You call your mother as mum. What will you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Student: So simple, I will call them minimum and maximum.
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A pig and pigi go to a restaurant.
Pig orders: 1 malai gobar, 1 shahi gobar, 1 kadai gobar, 1 gobar mixed veg.
Pigi says: Please don`t put onions. They smell.
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Santa to judge: My wife got raped.
Judge: Were you there then?
Santa: No.
Judge: Ok then tell the place where the rape happened.
Santa lifting wife`s sari: Here judge sahib...here!
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Santa: Meet my wife Jeeto.
Banta: Oh! I know her.
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell?
Banta: During lecture in maths class.
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